Bagel Shop

Each Row contains two consecutive answers reading left to right, except Rows A and L, which contain one answer apiece, reading across all nine wedges. Each Bagel contains a six-letter word or phrase that can start in any wedge, and can read either clockwise or counterclockwise. Bagel clues are grouped into three sections, which correspond with the three types of Bagels in the grid. Solve the puzzle to reveal the caption to the cartoon below, spelled out by the letters in wedges with dashed borders.