For the manager who received multiple complaints about calling employees “bro”: “I was under the impression that we were one big, happy family. I now realize I was wrong.”
You may have to explain several concepts that aren’t covered in school, such as underground munitions and the bored office workers who pretend to digitally sweep for them.
Let-It-Sit-Like-a-Hot-Roast Clause: Both parties agree to stop each other from replying to e-mails in a manner that will “make them look like the crazy one.”